CAPTAINS
Captains
Playable captains, their effects and acquisition state.
13 documented entries

Captains
Norbert the Normal
The baseline captain with no special modifier shown.
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Racer Ruth
Boosts faster at the cost of normal travel speed.
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Patchy the Pirate
Improves friendly cannon damage while strengthening enemy cannons.
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Dieter the Drunk
A super-lucky captain with wobbly controls.
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Huntress
Attacks automatically much faster while abilities take longer to recharge.
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Lumberjack
Can consume trees for Nitro but regenerates Nitro much more slowly.
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Kapitalistus Maximus
Shifts part of the run economy from Gold to post-run Silver.
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Empress
Doubles friendly-unit spawns but reduces vehicle speed.
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The Count
Heals by consuming units, while Health Boxes stop spawning.
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Time Witch
Doubles the speed of the whole game.
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Tankbert
Vehicle kills increase maximum health.
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Pyromaniac
Contact fire with a Luck penalty.
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Sire Jonah
A music-focused novelty captain.
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